It’s been a long time since I’ve been in a pub with a ‘No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service’ policy. It’s all Tabarets, Bistros and Neat Casual Attire Must Be Worn At All Times. Anyhoo, this song is about how one never quite lives up to expectations, especially when one is in one’s cups. And also how everyone has their secrets.

© Stuart Anderson 2019